real time jigga

yes, the layout is back to normal. yahoo just looked too busy on the screen. and my link box thing isn't working at my work comp so i'm hoping it is for the rest of the world. have a few movies to review, but considering today was the big night i'll save it for tuesday maybe. tonight as i watched the awards from work, i made comments as the show went along so i wouldn't have to try and remember every thought i had when it came time to write this up. so without further adue, your host presents a running commentary of the 77th annual academy awards:

chris rock is blasting everyone! this is great.

morgan deserves it all and more.

no singing! beyonce please exit stage right.

noooooo!!!! how could natalie not win??? she is so beautiful.

kirsten dunst is haaawwwt!!!

aviator winning a lot of awards. gonna be sad when marty loses to clinty.

no more singing! especially the counting crows. i thought they died in the 90’s. did this guy really date courtney cock? and how many guys are in this band? i’ve counted 7 so far.

pretty sucky commercials for the #2 most watched event of the year.

little joke between rock and sandler was pretty dumb.

i’m hoping for before sunset . . . nope.

i’m not liking this little display of nominees on stage. kinda like a miss america pagent. why don’t they throw the actors up there?

good job spiderman 2!!! Not.

why are there empty seats in the auditorium? i’m sure i could have gotten tonight off from work.

al pacino is so good looking! i want to be him. strange to think he’ll be getting this award like 20 years from now.

no more beyonce!!!

got a translator for salma hayek? can’t understand a word she is saying. and who cares what penelope is saying. she lookin so good. but can you believe these two chicks are actresses? they can barely read the english from the teleprompters.

ouch, funny stuff when winners get cut off.

santana is amazing, banderas is greasy. stupid song too.

perfection!!!! here’s my girl. she’s a little serious though. i bet she misses me.

john williams never seems to win.

zzzzzz, sorry, humanitarian award is going to who?

annette bening looks like she’ll be on next year’s montage o’ dead people list because she is dying of starvation.

puff daddy is gay. you and beyonce both need to scram.

is prince wearing high heels?

after all those performances, i hope none of the songs win. they were all terrible. i’m shooting for phantom though . . . nope. prince is like, “get the hell off me.” nice acceptance speech too. better than most.

sean penn should shut up about jude law. it was just a freaking joke loser! jude is probably so embarrassed right now. i’ll go for hillary, but i’m shooting for natalie portman as a write-in candidate . . . nope. but hillary is good too. annette is not gonna be happy about this. here comes the speech of the night, and here comes the cutoff music.

i love those HP commercials!! how do they do that?

gwyneth! we love her. and way to go on the pronounciations. she so perty. i love how since a movie from spain won, they keep cutting to all the mexican/spanish/latino/hispanic/whatever actors in the audience.

good for charlie. bout time he won. and about time for eternal too.

random thought, chris rock is good, but billy crystal last year was better.

charlize’s dress is huuuugge!

no big upset tonight. jamie won. and here we go with the speech. zzzzzzzzzzz

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what the hell is he talking about? man, he is a good actor. what about thanking the wayans brothers? he’d be nowhere without in living color.

julia’s actually got some boobs. twins paid off.

please clint, please clint . . . YEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the man is perfect. his mother is still alive? she is 96!!! she must have been like 10 when she had clint. highlight of the night right here!! most deserving man in hollywood.

is hoffman drunk?

STOP THE PRESSES!!!!!!! UPSET UPSET UPSET!!!!! that is amazing. can’t believe baby won! i truly feel bad for martin, but clint is genius. you can’t stop the man! i feel like packin my bags for carmel.

and ending the movie on the theme from the terminator. nice touch! listen to those trumpets!!! perfection!! ouch, so high. i used to be that good. i did!